Emerson

Baby arrived just about a month ago and since then its been like living with Paris Hilton, she sleeps all day and parties all night...

Has anyone seen my heart? I lost it on November 16 near the Labor & Delivery Suites at Methodist Hospital.

Huh? Baby Names?

As I ponder this great debate, I have been subjected to suggestions and memories of how someone chose the name of their child.

To date the best memory is that of a co-worker that suddenly woke-up from a dream and the name of her child was right there...

OMG! If for me it could only be that easy...

The child's name would have to Carmen Electra or Pamela Anderson or even Halle Berry.

Carmen Electra is Scientific

Just like every other Playboy Playmate, Carmen Electra says she will make the natural transition into the study of quantum physics.

"I'm really into quantum physics. Some of my friends are into it, some of them aren't, so I'm trying to get them excited about discovering all these interesting things about thoughts and the power of thoughts. It gives me chills thinking about it. It's fun."

The "power of thoughts" should have told Carmen Electra that watching Mr. Wizard really shouldn't be that big of a life changing experience.... Somebody should just tell her to take all her clothes off and look in the mirror. Then she'll realize that’s she's Carmen Electra. She's not supposed to be trying to secure grant money for research on her time machine; she's supposed to be naked. The only scientific formula she needs to know is that the solid blue line means you're pregnant.

Oh my God!

Nearly a month has gone by, without a single post. YIKES!

gone but not forgotten...

Sorry for the lack of posts...
Nesting & School has taken priority.
Be back soon, WITH A BANG!

Panama Souvenir


St Lawrence Market Toronto


Cataract Louis the Seal at SeaWorld (really!)

going, going, gone...

It was bound to happen, you can only tempt fate so many times, before it gets you.
It is often said that those that leave first are the ones that will be missed the most. Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin died doing what he loved!

RIP Steve...

do it and get it done

The Bathrooms are Done!

Bathrooms

Sep 2, 2006 - 2 Photos

I just wanted done already, like yesterday...

Three case studies per session, three sessions per week. 200+ question assessments, two hours lectures three times a week for two classes and its just the physical being in class time, not counting the time reading the chapters prior to class.
Its just the first week...

Ay caramba!

Panama Vacation 2005

Here is a set of pictures I took when vacationing in Panama with my wife in August 2005.



Google Video

Dateline: Wednesday, October 4.

New Season, most excellent poster...

hey boys & girls! below is the brand new and quite stylish poster for the upcoming third season of lost which premieres on ABC on oct 4th - which is sort of a late premiere but that's just fine by me...

Five (more) Movie Characters

Character: Buck Laughlin
Played by: Fred Willard
Appeared in: Best in Show
Quote: Buck Laughlin: "It's sad to think that when you look at how beautiful these dogs are, that in some countries these dogs are eaten."



Character: Donnie Darko
Played by: Jake Gyllenhaal
Appeared in: Donnie Darko
Quote: Gretchen: "My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. he has emotional problems." Donnie: "Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?" Gretchen: "He stabbed my mom four times in the chest." Donnie: "Oh."

Character: Leeloo
Played by: Milla Jovovich
Appeared in: The Fifth Element
Quote: Leeloo: "Leeloo Dallas Multipass"







Character: Jules Winnfield
Played by: Samuel L. Jackson
appeared in: Pulp Fiction
Quote: Jules: "If my answers frighten you Vincent, then you should cease asking scary questions."




Character: Max Fischer
Played by: Jason Schwartzman
Appeared in: Rushmore
Quote: Max Fischer: "So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why are you glued?

After reading tons of DIY articles on how to remove a glued on mirror, I thought I had it all ready, by taping it and wearing safety gogles. Ha! No one article said that it was the toughest type of glass on the planet. (I think my mirrors are made from diamonds). I think I pulled a rib muscle striking it with a hammer! The thing would not break. In the end the mirror came off the glue by prying it whole, no breaks, no cracks. Anyone want a mirror?

Bathroom mirrors

Aug 22, 2006 - 6 Photos

View a full screen slideShow of the work here

Movie Titles and Whatnot

Ok movie titles sometimes are a bit screwy.
The Illusionist for example, when you see pictures of Jessica Biel, do you think... illusion, mirage, or hallucination. Does she seem false? If I were a prestidigitateur, I would surely use her in my act. She would keep everyone’s eyes off of whatever I was doing...


Jessica Biel at the premier of the Illusionist:













Thank you Idontlikeyouinthatway.com

Canada Vacation Pictures, more to follow

Canada Vacation 2006

Aug 16, 2006 - 23 Photos

I Link, Therefore I am...

Heidi Klum needs help with her bra [Hollywood Tuna]
McConaughey and Armstrong are shirtless [Hollywood Rag]
Jessica Simpson never shuts up about her boobs [Egotastic]
Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire are shirtless [Just Jared]
Meet Adrien Brody's chick [D Listed]
Carmen Electra heads to divorce court [A Socialite's Life]
Don't send Lindsay Lohan flowers [Popsugar]
Hot trend alert: Man guts [City Rag]
10 Movie-Based Theme Park Rides We'd Like To See [Cracked]
All Things Go, All Things Grow (Little Miss Sunshine) [Pajiba]
Janet Jackson will get naked till the Botox runs dry [Celeb News Wire]

Thanks I Dont Like You In That Way

Three Sisters Peaks

Banff Springs Hotel - Outside & Inside

Banff is 'da SHITZNITZ

Texas Heat Kills Cat, Other Cat Watched

ROCK ON

Audioslave - Show Me How To Live

Is this what Rock Stars look like?

A Face Only Tony Could Love

Ms. New face of L'Oreal, not so made up!
Wow, they should use these pictures as before and after, bet they
could sell more product that way.

Click the pictures for a larger view.

Just Wrong

My day at work might be summed in this picture.
(Go ahead & click the picture)
Over & Out…

Five Movie Characters

Character: Ellen Ripley
Played by: Sigourney Weaver
Appeared in: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien: Resurrection
Quote:
Hudson: let's just bug out and call it even, ok? What are we talking about this for?
Ripley: I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Hudson: Fuckin' a!
Burke: ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: they can bill me.


Character: Leonard Shelby
Played by: Guy Pearce
Appeared in: Memento
Quote:
Leonard Shelby: I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there? Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I’m no different.


Character: Marv
Played by: Mickey Rourke
Appeared in: Sin City
Quote:
Cardinal Roark: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old fart?
Marv: killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing will be a gas.


Character: Morpheus
Played by: Laurence Fishburne
Appeared in: The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, The Matrix Revolutions
Quote:
Morpheus: throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.


Character: Sam
Played by: Natalie Portman
Appeared in: Garden State
Quote:
Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I’d never get anything done.

Five Movies I Love

Movies I Love, are those movies that on a Sunday morning you will be walking by the bedroom TV, see the movie is on and you will spend the next hour or so glued to the TV; regardless of when the movie started.

FIVE: Conan the Barbarian.
James Earl Jones. SonT (Snakes on a Temple). I've read a few philosophical essays on the metaphors between the steel forging and the molding of Conan's body & temperament. But really the blood and hacking is what I love the best.

FOUR: Independence Day.

I hate when movie makers target me so well. This movie has it all: Patriotism, Sci-Fi, Morality, Love, Alex Reiger. Someone mentioned to me that the F/A 18 Hornets used in the movie could not maneuver the way Will Smith drove them in the canyon scene, but the movie is far more than that, the movie really can be summoned up in the President speech near the climatic battle:

"President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day! " Kick ASS!

THREE: The Hot Spot.
Don Johnson, Virginia Madsen, Jennifer Connelly. Crimes (blackmail, theft, murder by proxy). Sins (adultery, lust, avarice) all set in Texas in the summer. Directed by Dennis Hopper in a long drawn out way. Love it!

TWO: Joe Dirt.
At first, I thought this movie was about a dood with a mullet. But the movie has heart. It's well written and leaves you feeling good. I've caught myself saying: "you got to keep on keeping on" and "life is a garden, dig it". The scene with Buffalo Bill playing a psychopath like the serial killer in Silence of the Lambs is just great and the movie itself keeps referring to it with comments like "that is not what I heard..." Also Joe Dirt is sweetly driven to help everyone he meets, while he looks for his parents, I like people like that.

ONE: Rushmore.
Overachiever in everything but the things that matter. Max Fisher during adolescence identity crisis uses his charisma to woo his teacher and ends up going against Bill Murray’s character for the affections of the teacher. Fresh characters in a comedy of juxtapositions.

Superman this, Superman that...

What about Lex Luthor? K. Spacey as the villain himself...

So Lois has a kid, is it Superkid? Who cares, what about Lex?

Is there a new Ms. Teschmacher?

I hope in this movie, Lex Luthor gets the "How I got to be the evil anti-hero" treatment.

I like how the Batman movies (last one notwithstanding) told the stories of the Penguin, the Joker, even the Riddler. I hope Luthor gets the same treatment.

However it happens, the movie will be better than a day in the park....

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Pirate sighting

Hey, I was on 1604 last night and there was this one weird dood on the back of a pick-up truck wearing a red bandana pirate style on his head.

He had a cloth vest on without a shirt, couldn’t see his pants, most likely he was wearing clam-diggers or what the kids are calling it these days... Capri’s or pedal pushers....

There were a couple of girls with him in the back of the pick-up truck smoking cigarettes; my wife commented that they were pirate wenches....

arrrghhh matey ahoy!

Real Time Video Capture Application

Got my hands on a real time video capture application: FRAPS.
Expect to see movies made with this app here soon.

Battlefield

Time for Battlefield!
I always watch this pic series before I play.
If you've ever played the game, this series says it all 27 pictures.
Go ahead count'em!

Buckcherry

Buckcherry Bikini Bash Impressions:

• Hot
• Beer
• Tattoos
• Lascivious
• Loud

Seemorehere

If you havent heard Buckcherry take a listen here

Go ahead n click away and dont forget to post comments ya crazy bitch!